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EDITABLE WORKSHEET

Your next five minutes.
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Plan the shape of a short stand-up set, then time the words you actually say. Download the blank copy or see how a practice idea fits into it.

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These are planning slots, not a prediction of your speaking time. The worked example is an outline that still needs developed material. Leave room for pauses and audience response.

Give each part a job.

0:00–0:40
The opener

A clear attitude and a line you can deliver comfortably. Help the room understand your point of view.

0:40–2:00
The first bit

One specific situation. A setup, a turn and any tags that add something new.

2:00–3:30
The next bit

A related story or an escalation. Keep the transition short enough to say naturally.

3:30–4:30
The closer

Your strongest ending, possibly a callback. Decide the last phrase and stop after it.

4:30–5:00
Breathing room

A buffer for pauses, laughter and transitions. Adjust all slots after rehearsing aloud.

A worked outline: “My calendar has a career.”

Point of view: Our office treats free time like a software bug. This is fictional practice material, written to show how an outline works.

Opening setup: “My manager noticed a free hour in my calendar.”

Turn: “He booked a meeting to find out what went wrong.”

Possible tag: “Now the free hour has a project owner.”

Develop the middle: Start with a meeting that creates more meetings. Add a specific detail from your own experience. Then move to trying to protect lunch from the calendar. Write the actual dialogue; these prompts are not yet two finished bits.

Try a closer: Return to the project-owner image after the lunch story. One direction is a sandwich that now reports to the project owner. Test the wording and use a different ending if it feels forced.

From the worksheet to rehearsal.

Rehearse with cue and punch cards · 0:14 · Silent native app recording.
An English practice line in the native app.
What happens in this recording

The rehearsal screen shows a cue, switches to a punch card and reveals the ending of the line. It is a silent interface demonstration, not a spoken performance or a Hindi audio sample.

  1. Read the whole draft aloud and record the time.
  2. Mark one line you can cut if the set runs long.
  3. Choose a short recovery cue for each bit.
  4. After a room, note what happened before rewriting.

The app’s cue and punch cards can help you practise the sequence and the landing. The worksheet is equally usable in your own notes or on paper.

YOUR NEXT LINE STARTS HERE

Make something only you would say.

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