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Everyone says a machine can't do comedy so tonight my copy is

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doing my set watch test one timing

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Half my week. I'm dating in Mumbai the other half. I'm stuck in

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Bangalore traffic. Honestly same experience two hours of

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waiting and

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nothing moves

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Test two:

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Cables bro.

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Is that even you?

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Sir, I'm the upgrade. What's your excuse?

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Test three: water.

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Nobody fakes the water sip. Says the guy hiding

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backstage. They're not gonna believe

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us. Then show them.

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Wrote it. Filmed it. Never left the couch.